THE PERFECT BLOWJOB
You're in a bar. The hottest chick in the place is all over you. She drags you into the bathroom and gives you the blowjob of a lifetime. After that, how dare you complain about little things? Like her having a big, stiff cock. Or how it stings when her balls slap against yours as she fucks you in the ass. Come to think of it, after that perfect blowjob, isn't it only fair that you reciprocate? Hey bro, that's not gay! Don't feel guilty about loving the feeling of cock in the back of your throat. Lots of us have done it. Relax and enjoy!