Captain Dirk is sent on a mission to planet Nofun where the crew must battle a mutant named Gore. However, Scotty beams captain Dirt ot the wrong dimension where he meets a Vocado--who proceeds to show him their highly sexual culture. Dirk bans the orion girl before making it back to the medical bay to check uhdra who has succumbed to a serious case of "The Small Cock." The captain then finds himself in holding cell with shock and a female Stringon named Huge Rk. Captain dirk manages to barter sex for inside information from the Stringon. Join the crew of the USS intercourse on their journey through the Galaxy like never before...