Michael reveals too much info to Julia about a 'vigina in a can', so she decides to give him the real thing. Cabby Ryan Driller gets in way over his head when he finds Francesca's 'power tool' while helping her unpack. Tommy hears rumors about India's happy ending massages and decides to fill in for her 'sick' masseuse. Dane is looking to get into a new graduate program, but Samantha has to teach him a few things about social anxiety first.